Lame-Ass Remakes Archives - From | The | Balcony https://fromthebalcony.com/tag/lame-ass-remakes/ Remade, rebooted, or reimagined every 5 years. Mon, 10 Feb 2014 16:06:50 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.2.9 64136672 Gerard Butler To Mumble Through Point Break Remake https://fromthebalcony.com/news-opinion/gerard-butler-mumble-point-break-remake/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=gerard-butler-mumble-point-break-remake https://fromthebalcony.com/news-opinion/gerard-butler-mumble-point-break-remake/#respond Thu, 09 Jan 2014 16:03:58 +0000 https://fromthebalcony.com/?p=1983 For reasons still unknown, 1991’s Point Break is being remade and we now have a casting decision. Gerard Butler, of 300 fame, will be playing Bodhi, the free-wheeling skydiver/bank robber played by Patrick Swayze in the original. It’s a toss-up as to whether the mumbling will outpace the overacting, or… Continue reading

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